Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Voluntary Product Endorsements - Round 1

A long time ago, in a land far, far away (Murfreesboro, TN, to be specific) I used to update a livejournal. Periodically, I would endorse new products I found to be particularly fabulous. I now feel a need to bring this practice into light once more. Let us begin.

1. Uncrustables.

Sure, they look a little odd, and you can find them in the frozen foods section which might seem disgusting because it's a "sandwich" made from soft bread, but I'm telling you, they are divine. I can't get enough.

2. Diet Pepsi Jazz Caramel Creme.

I'm not keen on the marketing of this product ("Jazz"? That's just corny), but holyshit, it is good. I'd put it right up there with Diet Dr. Pepper. Let's just hope it doesn't fade away like Crystal Pepsi.

3. Sanford uni-ball Signo bit 0.7.

This pen is smooooooooooth. Unfortunately, for my job, I pretty much need to have them in blue, but all of the office supply stores I've been to only sell them in tri-color 3-packs (one blue, black, and red), or 3-packs of black ink. Grr. I must find them on the Internets.

4. Garnier Fructis Sleek 'n Shine Sheer.

I have really fine hair. "Fine", as in thin, people. At the risk of sounding like a hair commercial, this shampoo makes my hair feel sleek, without weighing it down. It is worth all three dollars. Trust me.

5. Taco Bell's 7-layer crunchwrap supreme.

There is always a time and place for Taco Bell. This thing is just as good as their mexican pizza. Mmmm. I think, between the two of us, Jake and I have eaten 10 of these during the past week.

6. Gold Bond Foot Powder.

Lastly, this product and I have won a battle that has been ongoing since...well, nevermind. Too much information, I suppose. Just trust me on this one. Again, this product is worth all five dollars you'd have to spend to get some of it.


Kim U said...

I don't know - the uncrustables? Really? They're good?

smelk-o-matic said...

Really. They're delicious. They do not disappoint. I promise. ;)