So, this morning, I decided to clean up my new office a little bit. I had a few towers of boxes from the people who had this job before me. Well, these people were so kind as to leave me a little envelope full of paper clips, binder clips, and rubber bands...so, I'm sorting through the pile, and found one of THESE:
What's that, you ask? Oh, it's just a flosser. That's right...a dental floss holder!! AND IT WAS USED.
I'm gonna go wash my hands.